'Bethenny Ever After' Recap: A Boating Situation

Hear ye, hear ye! The time we've all been waiting for has arrived. Bethenny Frankel is about to set sail on the "team building" trip we haven't been able to forget since October of last year. Rumors spread like wildfire that our dear Queen B was telling quite the tall tale about being "Lost at Sea" and tonight, we get the truth (or at least the truth Bravo wants us to know). B took to her blog to reveal that "this voyage was anything but smooth sailing" -- and that's precisely the type of adventure a reality series pays hopes for.

So, we're right where we left off: Parking lot drama ensues inside the V.I.P. helicopter cove until Hoppy finally agrees to go on the trip. (Like he really has much of a choice.)

Well, no beating around the boom, it's time to put the visors on and really get this nightmare started.